HA! HA! HA! The dopes are at it again! LMAO!!! Yeah! And the earth is flat, the sun revolves around the earth, Venus truly is the goddess of love, and we must hurry and sacrifice a few virgins, toss in a couple of babies for good measure so that the gods won’t burn up the planet! HA! HA! HA! These people that believe this primitive nonsense must still believe it’s 1309 instead of 2009. HA! HA! HA!

Like the wool sweater that emerges from the dryer a size too small, global warming seems to be shrinking sheep.

On average, wild Soay sheep on Scotland’s island Hirta are 5 percent smaller today than they were in 1985, according to a team of researchers led by Tim Coulson of Imperial College London.

“The decrease in body size was due to a reduction in growth rates caused, in part, by the changing climate,” Coulson said in an interview via e-mail.

Anybody reading this stupid enough to buy this cow manure? If you believe it, you’re pretty damn stupid.

Let’s look at this through the eyes of common sense. Taking this bonehead junk scientist Tim Coulson at his word. A warmer climate would mean more vegetation, more vegetation means more food for the sheep. Warmer weather also means less exertion and activity. That’s even prevalent in humans. When it’s really warm we don’t move as much, and if you notice, neither do animals.

So, lack of exercise, an over abundance of food… well, you get the picture. Fatter sheep. Common sense.

But, the reverse is happening. We all know there is no such thing as global warming. In fact, all the science points to the fact that the earth has been cooling since 1998. The last few winters have been harsh, particularly so in Europe. Harsh winters, limited vegetation, less to eat, more movement to keep warm… lighter sheep. Common sense.

You can believe the tyrants, kooks, and profiteers, or you can believe in evidence and common sense.